The worst question ever: What is wrong with you?
What the fuck? Seriously? That's what started the argument between the bastard and myself this time. What's wrong with me? The answer is rather simple, really, and I told him that my biggest, most prevalent problem was being spawned by an egotistical, narcissistic asshole who couldn't see past his own inflated ego long enough to take note of the accomplishments of his only son.