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She's back...

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  My other half, my polar opposite.  No matter what time and distance there has been between us, when our orbits are once again in sync, it's all erased.   We pick up exactly where we left off.   No, where have you been, what ... who, have you been doing.   We're not like that. She came to Killigan's, apparently had put a BOLO out on me, which is fitting.   For a moment when her partner, Nick, came in and shouted my name I seriously thought I had perhaps been caught at something.   Immediately my mind went to all the things I ... probably should be arrested for, and then of course I was thankful that Naja's in town, because that woman could literally get the devil off for crimes against humanity and have the judge thank her for doing so... Anyway, Cam is back.   I introduced her to Ash.  The got along very well.  Just as I had expected they would.  Now if I can just get Ryan to stick around long enough, the girls may be able to loos...

Apparently, Honesty is not the best policy...

  You try to be open, you try to be upfront about your life, your proclivities, and it still doesn't do a damned bit of good.  In the space of ten days, we went from antagonistic, to fucking like minks, to over.   Well, it was a hell of a ride while it lasted.

Women can be incomprehensible.

So I met this chick, Ashley.  She owns a bar on Collins, almost SoBe, but not quite.  She's hot, she's smart, and she can banter with the best of them.  Sadly, it would seem, she can't take what she dishes out. We're in the bar, her, me, and Aaron - cool dude by the way, and she starts asking questions.  I answer them, and maybe like an idiot, I'm honest with her.  She gets upset.  Then she starts this 'survey' of what do we like better, a good girl or a bad girl.  We both told her, basically the same thing.   A good girl, gone bad. That pissed her off.   What pissed her off even more was when Marshall, her security dude came in, having heard most of the conversation, and agreed with us.  Things were still going pretty well, she got over her momentary fit, and decided we both needed a comeuppance.  She dumped ice down Aaron's back and then literally fell down laughing. When she got over it, mostly, she got up, apologized to him - wh...